I stumbled this hilarious lazy blog generator and had to share. It is like a mad lib with drop down craziness to choose from.This is the one I came up with by just clicking random drop downs and then reading the post after.
Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids... You would not believe how insane my life has become. Stupid Global Warming!.
I am going ahead with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, spending my husband's money, just generally being the life of the party to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day seems to involve the authorities from when the nightclubs close to whenever. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff. can't they see I am blogging.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. One day I will find my magic genie! Cats if you don't..
Everyone should try this thing out!
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