I stumbled this hilarious lazy blog generator and had to share. It is like a mad lib with drop down craziness to choose from.This is the one I came up with by just clicking random drop downs and then reading the post after.
Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got a bajillion whiny emails saying I have not updated this since I had to start working to pay the ridiculous food and petrol prices to feed my kids... You would not believe how insane my life has become. Stupid Global Warming!.
I am going ahead with setting fire to people wearing Crocs, spending my husband's money, just generally being the life of the party to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking, my day seems to involve the authorities from when the nightclubs close to whenever. I am so tired of my kids wanting me to give them attention and stuff. can't they see I am blogging.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors if one more person emails me to ask why I haven't posted today I will start posting pictures of toe fungus, or fecal murals. One day I will find my magic genie! Cats if you don't..
Everyone should try this thing out!
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silly. Show all posts
17 September 2008
03 February 2008
Adventures in Amyland 1
What we have here is a new series of posts on a crazy lady.
We will call her "Amy".
Amy is special. She is a constant source of humor and an occasional source of irritation. And never on purpose. For either.
Like the time she came to work to "help out". We were very busy getting animals back to see the vet, filling prescriptions, and selling flea and tick meds.
While the vet was filling a prescription and printing out a drug label, I was helping a customer get Frontline (flea meds).
Amy takes the box of Frontline, slaps the drug label that has just printed on it and sends the folks on their merry way.
Thanks, Amy!
Except that we don't put drug labels on Frontline because the directions are right on the box.
I quickly call the Frontline purchaser and explain that, CONTRARY to the instructions on the drug label, she should not put 2-3 drops in each EAR twice daily.
Just keep putting it on the back of her dog's NECK like usual.
We will call her "Amy".
Amy is special. She is a constant source of humor and an occasional source of irritation. And never on purpose. For either.
Like the time she came to work to "help out". We were very busy getting animals back to see the vet, filling prescriptions, and selling flea and tick meds.
While the vet was filling a prescription and printing out a drug label, I was helping a customer get Frontline (flea meds).
Amy takes the box of Frontline, slaps the drug label that has just printed on it and sends the folks on their merry way.
Thanks, Amy!
Except that we don't put drug labels on Frontline because the directions are right on the box.
I quickly call the Frontline purchaser and explain that, CONTRARY to the instructions on the drug label, she should not put 2-3 drops in each EAR twice daily.
Just keep putting it on the back of her dog's NECK like usual.
The drug label had printed out for CAT ear mite medicine.
Oh Amy. You rascal.
15 November 2007
Crazy Calico Cats
I have a crazy calico cat perched on me like a pirate's parrot.
Hee hee. I love alliteration.
I have another one freaking out on the window sill. Well, alternately on the window sill and then the floor. She is flinging herself back and forth like they are both as hot as the flames of Hades. No sooner do her pink paws land that she is pushing off for another go round. Oops, she tried to incorporate the subwoofer into her dance of insanity. Lost her footing and conked her face on the wall.
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That tidbit of trippy typing was brought to you by the parrot perching puss.
I'm sorry.
I can't help myself.
KNOCK IT OFF YOU NOCTURNAL NIGHTMARES!!
See, it's an affliction.
The shouting worked! By some miracle they have left me alone to Youtube some Stone's songs in peace.
All is well that ends well.
Hee hee. I love alliteration.
I have another one freaking out on the window sill. Well, alternately on the window sill and then the floor. She is flinging herself back and forth like they are both as hot as the flames of Hades. No sooner do her pink paws land that she is pushing off for another go round. Oops, she tried to incorporate the subwoofer into her dance of insanity. Lost her footing and conked her face on the wall.
esz cddsx cccc 43esxz
That tidbit of trippy typing was brought to you by the parrot perching puss.
I'm sorry.
I can't help myself.
KNOCK IT OFF YOU NOCTURNAL NIGHTMARES!!
See, it's an affliction.
The shouting worked! By some miracle they have left me alone to Youtube some Stone's songs in peace.
All is well that ends well.
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